Dear K-Y Jelly Producers,

Dear KY Jelly Manufacturer,I humbly submit to you that your product should be relabeled to read: "KY Jelly-- Not Kiwi Jelly, I repeat NOT Kiwi Jelly."I say this because one can get really confused. Let us assume that a person knows that they like Kiwis, but they have not seen the word Kiwi. They could theoretically purchase your product and believe that they were getting Kiwi Jelly, and not KY jelly. KY, you see, and Kiwi, are very similar sounds. Trust me, I know that they are very similar sounds.

I was hungry one evening so I went to the store. I was browsing the isles when I saw your KY Jelly. Great, I thought to myself, finally someone put jelly in a squeeze tube. I knew that I liked Kiwis, but I never spent the time to discover how to spell Kiwi.

All I can say is YUK . . . There is an upside though, I speak much faster because my vocal chords are well lubricated.

Thank You,

Man Who Now Knows How to Spell Kiwi

Warning: Don't eat Kiwi, I mean KY Jelly, it really doesn't lubricate your vocal chords.